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Bigfoot For Christmas
Oh, we thought 2008 had brought us the first Bigfoot body discovery that would finally
prove the existence of Bigfoot to the world of doubters. Didn't happen, so for 2009, all I
want for Christmas is Bigfoot to be found!
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More Bigfoot!
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Another year rolls by, and
still not enough proof for the
skeptics that Bigfoot exists.
2008 looked so promising
with the announcement of a
Bigfoot body being stuffed in
a freezer for the world to
see. Unfortunately, the
frozen Sasquatch turned out
to be just an elaborate hoax
using a Bigfoot costume.
The nerve of those guys!
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So, for Christmas or even the New Year, all I want is Bigfoot. Yes, Bigfoot. I don't
need clothes, or a Nintendo Wii, I want a Sasquatch! Christmas seems like the
perfect holiday for such a gift with the whole Christmas tree, wreaths, garland, and a
mysterious man called Santa (who nobody is ever really able to prove as being real,
either). Hey, maybe Bigfoot is Santa Claus! (Yes Virginia, there is a Bigfoot!)
Enough of my digression, so to sum it up, I want Bigfoot under my tree, or near my
Christmas tree, or even beside any tree, for that matter, would be grand. So, we
need to get a holiday expedition to hunt Bigfoot put together for Christmas. And in
keeping with the Christmas spirit, I have decided to re-write The Twelve Days Of
Christmas to inspire others to get searching:
The Twelve Days Of Bigfoot Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
A Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Ten dogs a-tracking,
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Eleven callers calling,
Ten dogs a-tracking,
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love got for me
Twelve cameras rolling,
Eleven callers calling,
Ten dogs a-tracking,
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree!
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Bigfoot for Christmas
and The Twelve Days Of
Bigfoot Christmas
Copyright 2006-2009
OurBigfoot.com
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